attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME
I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping